Yer a Wizard, Julian - a HP/JA crossover fic

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I've only just started writing again after a break of many years, mainly because this concept got into my head and needed to be written down. If you find this interesting, disturbing, hilarious or other, please like, comment or Ask me a question if you would like to see the story continue, like a train wreck you can't look away from... :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from it, they belong to J.K.Rowling. This is a work of fiction. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

“Julian Assange hairstyles Appreciation thread”

ffarff:

Good morning class. This morning we are reading out our homework. Julian?
What I did on my christmas holidays by Julian Assange….Santa got me electronic jewellery. I don’t like it very much. I stayed in a big house in Norfolk and wasnt allowed to go outside and play. I wasnt allowed to play on the computer. It sucked. I had to go to a police station each day. One day I didnt want to go so i didnt wear my shoes. One day I wore a cape. That was fun. I want to go home and ride on a tram in melbourne but everyones being mean to me, especially Miss Gillard. My christmas holidays were boring. Thank you.

ffarff:

Good morning class. This morning we are reading out our homework. Julian?

What I did on my christmas holidays by Julian Assange….Santa got me electronic jewellery. I don’t like it very much. I stayed in a big house in Norfolk and wasnt allowed to go outside and play. I wasnt allowed to play on the computer. It sucked. I had to go to a police station each day. One day I didnt want to go so i didnt wear my shoes. One day I wore a cape. That was fun. I want to go home and ride on a tram in melbourne but everyones being mean to me, especially Miss Gillard. My christmas holidays were boring. Thank you.

(Source: malcolmrattray)

adamsims:

A live recording from Melbourne

Fuck Yeah UFOs: Wikileaks UFO: Julian Assange's secret messages released in Vancouver

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange unconsciously released intelligence regarding the ET presence on Earth during a recent interview on CBS Television’s 60 Minutes. Secret messages encrypted backwards in the voice of Mr. Assange were detected by a Vancouver-based mobile audio lab monitoring his…



Ahhhhhh ahahaaaaaa! Omg this is hilarious. Should definitely get featured on Things People Say About Julian Assange

Fuck Yeah, Julian Assange: Assange Witness Raises Questions About Alleged Sex Victim

julian-assange-fanciers-guild:

“A Swedish journalist who knows WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange and the two Swedish women who have accused him of sexual assault is raising questions about the veracity of one of the women’s claims.

It is the first time any of the witnesses in the Swedish police investigation has spoken…

(via julian-assange-fanciers-guild-d)

Notes to self: Witnesses A, B, C and D

sylviedalyshon:

http://rixstep.com/1/

These are colleages or friends of Sofia or Anna.Their accounts are largely based on hearsay - what Anna or Sofia told them after the event.

Very short accounts but … ewww … uncomfortable to read. I remind myself that when people tell others about events, they tend to…

aerosolhalos:

We have a trans-political ideology, it is not right it is not left it is about understanding. Before you can give any advice, any program about how to deal with the world, how to put the civil into civilization. How to gain influence on people. Before you can have that program, first you have to understand what is actually going on. How does the world actually work. How do human civilisation and institutions actually work. What are they doing? Because, any remedy must be based on what is actually happening in practice. Because, if it is not based on what is actually happening it is based on some kind of fantasy. And therefore any program or recommendation, any political ideology that comes out of that misunderstanding will itself be a misunderstanding.”

 full transcription located here

[**note on a repeat post; today this raw video was on twitter. as the discussion is so obscured/overpowered by ambient noise i wanted to share the link to the transcription, which i only had saved in this tumblr. but when searching for the post, i found it had completely disappeared. hopefully this was due to a random glitch and not something nefarious…]



Hard to hear, and also see, but interesting and worth a look.
julian-assange-fanciers-guild:

Julian’s To-Do List February 2010.
If all goes well with the extradition hearing…

1) Write screenplay for upcoming docudrama Mathematics is Complicated, So Am I. So Shut Up.
2) Do screen-tests for Hacking With The Stars
3) Create a response to Stuxnet called Beyond The Palin
4) Master the demanding yet genteel sport of falconry
5)  Publish leak which proves Team America actually exists - yes, DARPA has  created artificially intelligent marionettes for counterinsurgency  operations
6) Consult with hairdresser about curtailing  comparisons to Tilda Swinton and other ‘pigmentally-challenged’ public  figures. Again.

julian-assange-fanciers-guild:

Julian’s To-Do List February 2010.

If all goes well with the extradition hearing…

1) Write screenplay for upcoming docudrama Mathematics is Complicated, So Am I. So Shut Up.

2) Do screen-tests for Hacking With The Stars

3) Create a response to Stuxnet called Beyond The Palin

4) Master the demanding yet genteel sport of falconry

5) Publish leak which proves Team America actually exists - yes, DARPA has created artificially intelligent marionettes for counterinsurgency operations

6) Consult with hairdresser about curtailing comparisons to Tilda Swinton and other ‘pigmentally-challenged’ public figures. Again.

(via julian-assange-fanciers-guild-d)

chronic-blogger:

I want to know all of them.
I want the US to stop acting like children and grow up already.
FREE SPEECH NOW

This.

chronic-blogger:

I want to know all of them.

I want the US to stop acting like children and grow up already.


FREE SPEECH NOW

This.